September 21, 2014

You wanted somebody you could hate!

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September 21, 2014
kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

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September 18, 2014
britainfanny:

*watchin’ Survivor: Palau and melting*

britainfanny:

*watchin’ Survivor: Palau and melting*

September 17, 2014

meladoodle:

officialunitedstates:

you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

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September 17, 2014

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

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September 16, 2014

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September 16, 2014
"I’m sorry that all I can think about is what to do next.
I’m sorry I can’t fix it,
I’m sorry we can’t talk.
I’m sorry I wrote the poems

I’m sorry."

Jeanann Verlee,I’m Sorry” (via nerrvosa)

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Filed under: poetry first love 
September 16, 2014

wigglyflippingout:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

reblogging this like the wind and god bless the person who made this

i know how to do the calculation longhand or at least i used to, but hearing it from someone else always silences my irritating voice of anxiety a little better so hopefully some other people can appreciate that effect too

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September 16, 2014

redgowans:

when ur mum is watching tv and there is a lesbian character and u try not to look extremely interested image

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September 16, 2014
"

You found me, mouth like a pomegranate
picking flowers in my mother’s field.
An invitation of sorts.
You took it as one and spent five months
thinking about slipping your fingers into my mouth.
I think the Earth changed the day we met,
It had been waiting for you to bare your teeth
and swallow me whole
It had been waiting for the cup of your palm
around my neck except you didn’t have to beg baby
you said “let me show you what flowers look like
from the earth up.”
and I said “yes, please. Show me your flowers,
show me your dead, show me your fingers.”
My mother warned me about gods like you,
hungry, greedy gods like you
all desire and no thought
all want and no logic
I was the same.
I skipped with you into hell
Artemis knows dragged, I know this:
I held my arms outwards and let you tie them
so softly that I asked what they were made of
and you said “prayers.”
We kissed at the entrance, open-mouthed
furious kisses
we kissed like we were starving,
kissed like the dead were crawling out of hell
I decorated your dark with flowers
and sat on your lap and fed you petals.
It makes me burn when they say
“Hades stole Persephone.”

and I tell them “No.
I stole him.”

"

Azra.T, “Persephone”  (via 5000letters)

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Filed under: hngggg poetry fave 
September 16, 2014

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

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September 16, 2014

cloudbending:

actually the craziest death ever to happen on this show

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September 16, 2014

"Survivor isn’t at all about shipwreck victims lost at sea foraging for food. It’s a microcosmic experiment in social Darwinism."

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September 16, 2014
beyoncebeytwice:

nymphetfashion:

Cheerleading Outfits

sushi

beyoncebeytwice:

nymphetfashion:

Cheerleading Outfits

sushi

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September 15, 2014
Unlikely simultaneous historical events.

simhasanam:

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could already visit what is now Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy Native American silver.

The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.

Nintendo was formed the same year Van Gogh painted Starry Night.

Cleopatra (the last Pharaoh of Egypt) lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.

When Kublai Khan became the Mongol Emperor, the first humans were setting foot on New Zealand.

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Filed under: wow!!! history 
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